MUGSHOTS BAR

You just gotta laugh!

Value of a Drink "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the

wine I drink I feel shame.  Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams .. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.   Then I say to

myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams

come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
  ~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they
\wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're
going to feel all day. "
  ~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better

looking than most people.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading."
  ~ Henny Youngman

 WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing WITH you.

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no
sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven!"
  ~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

  ~ Benjamin Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of

mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also

a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as

well with pizza."  ~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

  ~ Dennis Reno (just kiddng, Dennis! We luv ya too!)